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10/19/2025, 8:35 PM
Scrambled Eggs
So, I was thinking about how, while Paul McCartney was fooling with what would become "Yesterday", he was using "Scrambled Eggs." I thought - what if he had kept on in that vein? So I wrote that song. Sing it to the tune of "Yesterday." Scrambled eggs Are my very favorite kind of eggs No more fried, or poached, or hard-boiled eggs Oh, I believe In scrambled eggs Marmalade I can't wait until my toast is made I like nothing more than marmalade Except, of course For scrambled eggs No! No sausage please I'm a vegetarian No ham, none of these! Just some toast and scrambled eggs! Scrambled eggs And some wine drawn from my own oak kegs We will drink it till we drain the dregs And then we'll have More scrambled eggs I believe in Scrambled eggs
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10/20/2025, 3:07 AM
Tom, This is Awesome. I'm at work singing it in my head. Laughing my ass off. You need to record this! 100% . Brucer