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9/4/2015, 3:32 AM
Do you have an excuse for your feeble lack of applying yourself to your music?
and is it a good one? Sure I know you try to do a thing or 2. But I want you to remember the time you gave your all to a song from the time you wrote it til the time you uploaded it. What's with your last couple efforts, they seem half-hearted in comparison? Can you possibly remember your state of mind that time you really got into your best song and try to go there again. For old times? Cause you're not dead yet? What kind of songs are you going to pass down for posterity? Surely not that garbage. If I were you, when I was uploading that last song, I'd have dropped it like a hot tater and made a run for it.
Add Comment9/10/2015, 2:17 AM
next time sir IMP SHRIMP try harder feeĀ·ble 'feb?l/ adjective adjective: feeble; comparative adjective: feebler; superlative adjective: feeblest lacking physical strength, especially as a result of age or illness. "my legs are very feeble after the flu" synonyms: weak, weakly, weakened, frail, infirm, delicate, sickly, ailing, unwell, poorly, enfeebled, enervated, debilitated, incapacitated, decrepit, etiolated "he was very old and feeble" antonyms: strong (of a sound) faint. "his voice sounded feeble and far away" synonyms: faint, dim, weak, pale, soft, subdued, muted "a feeble light" antonyms: strong lacking strength of character. "she overreacted in such a feeble, juvenile way" synonyms: cowardly, craven, faint-hearted, spineless, spiritless, lily-livered, chinless;
9/10/2015, 2:13 AM
I took this IMP shrinks feeble advice and did something, and this feeble advice of his actually worked, I made a less feeble attempt this time
9/9/2015, 2:35 PM
i did mean lien, thanks, my lawyers handle that shit. don't ask for my credentials
9/9/2015, 2:06 PM
I see you get your terminology from some sitcom. Stop by my office and I'll prescribe you something that makes you less pestiferous.
9/9/2015, 2:01 PM
I see you have Type A failure fatigue. that's ok, I work with your type all the time. I can help you re acquire your patient base and be back in business. I will need a cash deposit to further these sessions, however.
9/9/2015, 1:52 PM
nice try usurping patients, pal, that's my schtick is there a reason you cannot come up with your own?
9/9/2015, 1:45 PM
How about I hit you up for patients. I can start with you and then anybody who knows you.
9/9/2015, 1:37 PM
schtick? - you lost your mojo, doc. Chandra is correct. you need a new schtick. my offer still stands,.. need counseling,.. hit me up ..that includes you, doc
9/9/2015, 12:08 PM
I think we all recognize your efforts Bob. you always give something worthwhile and wonderful. I have added many of your songs to stations over the years. cheers
9/9/2015, 9:26 AM
Yes Chandra, it is getting more serious as we seem to have squashed the IMP SHRINK into being more considerate and pleasant in his responses, i prefer the other IMP dude with attitude, must be his wife subbing in. what ever that means
9/9/2015, 9:19 AM
Write one a day, aint gonna happen. not for me, maybe others feel compelled or motivated to do so, I dont. my plate is full of other more pressing matters at this time. although I do on occasion make time and do some writing, but for me, as an instru"mentalist" first and a songcrafter second. I go for writing or scoring out a song for instruments different thing all together cheers
9/9/2015, 9:11 AM
Ah, I didn't mean upload a song a day, but rather, write one. But I agree with much of your point.
9/9/2015, 9:07 AM
Sure I concur, to a point IMP Shrink. but what works for some may not be something that works for others. we all work in different ways, we are wired differently. So while I agree the more you do, the better you get is a worthwhile aspiration and possible destination to success for those that grind it out, for some, I am sure,they will have a different approach and idea on that suggestion you pitched. But to just record something for the sake of getting it out there, thats vanity, and rather does injustice to ones credibility, like some tunes should never see the light of day, and I have seen many of those here at IMP and other music sites, and might add, i should delete some of my own frail attempts that lie dormant, but then again, I have found many a gem that have been orphans until i discovered them for my stations, so then again, you never know, one mans JUNK is another mans treasure. : )
9/9/2015, 8:43 AM
The more you do it, the better you get at it. Besides the goal is to have 100 songs to choose from for your 11 cut CD or something like that.
9/9/2015, 8:23 AM
@ IMP SHRINK you said " I'm afraid what we have here is a number of complacent artists. But writing a song a day will keep the doctor away." are you kidding Imp da shrink wanna be, churn out Sh*t just for the sake of writing a song. that is weak dude. any one who attempts that aint going to ever write a decent song. Songcrafting is an artform, and trying to slice it out like chopping bologna is half ass and stupid and produces inane unmeaningful junk, like choke and puke crap from Mcdonalds.
9/9/2015, 6:36 AM
I've been known to help people but there was also this actress who jumped off the roof of a building. I'm afraid what we have here is a number of complacent artists. But writing a song a day will keep the doctor away. For you ALJ, it might take 3 or 4. :D
9/9/2015, 5:43 AM
looking forward to more IMP shrunk queries and challenges to us, that is he or whatever is so brave to tread here again What will be the IMP psychs next attempt at trying to be so sage and wise, doesn't seem to work around these parts, does it. some here gave you a boot full. should be interesting. wonder how his practice is really going, and if his 8 years of schooling actually helps people.
9/9/2015, 3:30 AM
I would have to say you're not all that familiar with shrinking musicians. American Lesley Jane points out that you don't play music yourself. That's the thing. If you understood us better you'd see the obvious .... musicians are neurotic at the other end of the spectrum. Most of us are relentlessly over analytical of our own work and listen to it ad nauseum before ever letting go public.
9/9/2015, 3:25 AM
Sheeit, I save the world everyday by not giving a fuck and leading by example. It's what you don't give a fuck about that is important. I know you want to touch me. (Some harder than others)
9/8/2015, 8:51 AM
Lyin' Dan, of course. he is a engaging creature, I take it all back, tsk tsk. bad me
9/8/2015, 8:50 AM
There are many interesting persona's here. and we have to take them with a grain of fun and not take it all too seriously. a part of the places history and I sometimes forget to take off my serious side and put on the fun hat and play the game.its a game anyways. as for the music, we do the best we can, the word is, for me, stay in the wheelhouse one is best at. although it is fun experimenting with ideas outside of ones boundaries. stretching the limits pushing the boundaries.
9/8/2015, 8:44 AM
I was enhancing the mystery, Bryon. and since it's association, I regret not using the same password for all my troll accounts. I could have saved my countless forgotten password email time waisting head scratching events last rock hope? don't lose hope, bro, haha
9/8/2015, 8:29 AM
yah we know all that Fred, someone has to make this place interesting, , now you ruined with that revelation, a tear falls lip drops. IMPossible that Scott could be so many different personalities, although I believe it. good at it too
9/8/2015, 8:27 AM
That already happened to me, flunking in school, . so again, what a bummer. but it was fun test. too short though.SHRINK RAP, why dont you ask something more engaging next time. and I will be serious with my responses I was just messing with your head there. and before the millions and millions of I M P blog readers, or maybe in reality all 26 of them, we seem to increased the people who are involved here from 13 a year ago to 26 now but half of those 26 are the same person disguising themselves as other people so really we only have about 13 people participating , so no real increase. static
9/8/2015, 8:23 AM
Whatever, it's probably one of Scott's many profiles here at imp and he's just wanking himself and mining for sympathy while maintaining plausible deniability. Here's some word association for ya; One Password Fits All Last Rock Hope :)
9/8/2015, 8:15 AM
I forgot Bryon. The results of your word association test are in. You flunked, we're going to have to hold you back a grade.
9/8/2015, 7:47 AM
Thanks Lesley but it's the truth. I have time to drive myself like a slavedriver on things I don't like to do like my work and things I like to do like my hobby. But my songs get short shrift. I have to wait for a blue moon and all conditions to be perfect to engage in my art. It's a neurosis of some kind.
9/8/2015, 7:43 AM
ALJ, you make your point, alright. if your point is that you're a raving goon. I would say "loon" but that would indicate that you might be treatable. I see your future and it is lots of strait jackets and no red velvet cake. I'd add that the FBI is putting a restraining order on your ass and prey tell, that might hurt a bit.
9/8/2015, 6:44 AM
I'd like to start with word association.. ok here are my offerings dog---BARF boots BOOBS monochromatic STEREOTYPICAL
9/8/2015, 6:25 AM
The answer is yes, I am licensed and here's the proof. http://whatis.techtarget.com/definition/shrink-wrap-license Now, I'm glad you stopped by this thread because you are deeply in need of my help. I'd like to start with word association.. dog boots monochromatic
9/8/2015, 4:35 AM
To be fair to me, this is not my first blog. I also had one kindly dealing with issues of self esteem. The artists themselves should know immediately if this blog applies to them.
9/8/2015, 4:32 AM
Hmmmm, I know this is not about my music because I put my heart and soul into every single song I do. What a way to introduce yourself to the IMP community. You throw around your insults as if they apply to everybody here. But the reality is that IMP has some truly great artists and they produce exceptionally good music. Sure, we all have had our share of not so good songs. Every songwriter goes through that. I have hundreds that no one has ever heard because I knew they were not worth hearing. But who the fuck are you to come here and criticize anybody? Earn some respect from the community before you start talking shit. Otherwise, no one will take you seriously. At this point you are not qualified to critique anybody as you have not presented any of your master pieces for our perusal. Until you do that and prove how great you are as a musician and songwriter. Shrink your ass back to where ever you came from. I usually say "Much Respect" in my posts but you haven't earned that yet.
9/8/2015, 3:25 AM
Well it's a seriously long time since I posted a new song but that doesn't mean I haven't been making music. I've been spending the summer on tour drumming with Modou Diouf, our Senegalese Sabar teacher - all over the country in our van and having a gas - played three gigs as well as learning lots of new rhythms. Plus I had the honour of having one of my songs covered here so there's a new version of Easy flying around by Shoe City Sound. Hopefully I'll feel inspired to write something soon but don't hold your breath Mr Shrink. I try not to give myself a hard time about it or I get really down. I've got a band practice on Thursday and running some ideas round with another friend later this week, gigs in the pipeline and various events running round my mind. It's not only about new songs but keeping the music going, flowing and playing!
9/4/2015, 8:02 AM
well you are way busy, i find myself in the same situation, with everything I have on my plate, it is rare to get me involved in a project, in fact I have spent like way too much time on my ass here on topics, when i have so much to do elsewhere, so adios
9/4/2015, 7:58 AM
ah but it is. I have all these unfinished songs, and great new songs I've written that I may never get started on. I have to be in the absolute perfect frame of mind to turn my studio on and that's seriously a rarity.
9/4/2015, 7:44 AM
hey Shrink. I think you nailed me. I have all kinds of aversion issues with doing my music. Bottomline, for all the energy I have for other things, when it comes to that, I'm just a total fuckhead.
9/4/2015, 6:26 AM
You are totally speaking my language. Food is money, and I love food. Haha.
9/4/2015, 6:09 AM
The Fly would like one of my donuts we make here at home and some Nanaimo bars too. would that be something to negotiate and would you barter for those for some of your counseling
9/4/2015, 5:57 AM
ok, I will take your offer, lets negotiate and see what you are willing to take, or do you accept hamburgers
9/4/2015, 5:51 AM
dog eat dog in this biz. I saw the post, and like a good ambulance chaser, thought I would offer my services. considering your efforts, I am willing to offer discounted rates for you, bud.
9/4/2015, 5:44 AM
now we have two Shrinks, damn, it is an explosion of experts here now, if your music sucks they come out of the woodwork and if it doesnt, they lie dormant like a doormat The Noah Spaceship experience vibe but I agree, I just added 2 of your fine oldies but Goldie's Fred, if you check you page,you will see some love for your groove or was it 3, rock on bro
9/4/2015, 5:06 AM
...but if anybody can use some butthurt counseling, hit me up. My rates are competitive.
9/4/2015, 5:02 AM
Lacking energy and inspiration. Or rather, just the energy. I have a lot of shit going on in my life and maybe that is keeping me from being able to actually turn it into inspiration. I think that the songs come AFTER the shit has died down and I get a chance to look back and reflect a little bit. Lord knows that I've been trying, though, to get SOMETHING finished. It's been a while, though.
9/4/2015, 4:04 AM
I am not a ho and I'll take the lie detector test to prove it. I'm not the baby daddy either.
9/4/2015, 3:58 AM
FLY What, this guy comes here and tells us what he thinks of our efforts in music when I have not ever heard of the bitch before, then preaches and analyzes what i think is part of my donut making music jingle, he can well go to Tim hortons, not sharing with him anytime soon, and as for his Shrinking advice, he better go back to school and learn something about making donuts first before he comes and evaluates the music uploaded here, so I say to IMP SHRINK ,crawl back in your IMP HOLE you HO
9/4/2015, 3:54 AM
Bryon I think what the mean shrink is trying to say is that you should be writing songs instead of making donuts!
9/4/2015, 3:40 AM
what do you know, screw off, if you dont like it , you make a run for it, your rationalization here means piss all, and we dont give a rats ass