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6/25/2008, 11:22 AM
I'm holding all of you responsible.
Somebody took my coffee mug and you are the only shifty people I deal with. I'm going to turn around and whoever did it can put it back on my desk immediately or I promise you I'm going to make all of your lives a living hell. I'm not joking. your friend, Traeshy
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6/25/2008, 10:03 PM
You probably left it on your PC cup holder...You know the one with the Compact disk logo on the front... Vincenzo
6/25/2008, 3:51 PM
There is a huge underground market for coffee stained mugs, if you lick the inner rim after they ripen a bit you get a high not unlike peyote. However, the high is a mix of euphoria, hallucenogen, and a bit of Viagra. Finding the right mug is hit or miss, so you need to lick a lot! Yours was targeted, as the phenomena is more likely if the owner of the mug dabbles in recreational mischeif and reads Hunter Thompson. The DEA fears an epidemic, and a shortage of Mugs.... Good Luck finding it, you might not want it back...
6/25/2008, 2:26 PM
Steve gets paid really good to be the fall guy ... A piece of toast and jam .... Now let him earn it ... :)
6/25/2008, 1:51 PM
I'm sorry- it was an impulse theft. I can't begin to tell you how badly I feel about it. I'd return your mug, but I'm using it to culture a mutant rhubarb mold. If my calculations are accurate, it'll be a foot high by the weekend, then I can transplant it into my grandfather's prosthetic torso. ...until then, I can loan you my Flintstones drinking glass.