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9/23/2015, 3:07 PM

Disregard the instructions at all costs.

I eat a lot of those pre-prepared microwave dinners, Stauffers, etc. I've noticed that some of them have complicated instructions, like you're supposed to stir them after 3 minutes and put back in for 3 minutes, and so on. I'm here to tell you as an absolute fact that it doesn't matter. I put the same dinner in for 6 minutes straight and it totally didn't matter if I stirred it in the middle or not. Don't believe those lies. It's a con. They just want you to work more in hopes that if you put more energy into your microwave cooking, you'll somehow find that the turkey dinner tastes better but it just doesn't. It tastes exactly the same. Don't fall for that ruse, it's a waste of time.

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9/24/2015, 2:22 PM

other instructions to disregard "lather, rinse, repeat" once is fine - they just want to sell more shampoo

9/24/2015, 1:08 PM

You know what's really good? Trader Joe's brand mac and cheese.

9/24/2015, 6:51 AM

That's like saying you are a slave to your hobbies or a slave to brain function. You are flushing yourself away eating that crap.

9/24/2015, 6:49 AM

You are a slave to the instructions. If they instructed you to flush yourself, you'd probably run and do that.

9/24/2015, 6:28 AM

I am an avid instructions reader. I've always tried to imagine what it's like in the head of a writer for instructions. And you just throw it away. You probably shop at Walmart too. Jerk.

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