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12/1/2006, 6:32 PM
The Gay Flight Attendant.....>
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight> >attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us> >food and drinks.> >> >As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and> >told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be> >landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could> >just put your trays up, that would be super."> >> >On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather> >Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me> >over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo,> >so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."> >> >She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a> >Princess and I take orders from no one."> >> >To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a> >beat, "Well, sweet- cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I> >outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."
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