9/24/2022, 5:39 AM

Who wants a brutally honest review of any of your songs? I. will. pull. no. punches.

8/23/2022, 4:00 AM

Can somebody explain the movie Fight Club to me?

10/5/2019, 11:53 AM

These are great times to be a provocateur.

6/5/2019, 11:38 PM

What's doin?

12/20/2018, 11:00 AM

Boxers or briefs?

12/9/2018, 8:16 AM

I tracked down my internet stalker and beat him up.

11/23/2018, 7:33 PM

Did anybody miss my ass?

6/30/2018, 1:40 PM

self-congratulatory artists

4/26/2017, 3:43 AM

Which of these choices excite you more?

4/5/2017, 8:03 PM

oh Raandy, you came and you gave without takin

2/11/2017, 6:39 AM

I got into a barfight last night.

2/2/2017, 12:53 AM

Juliette Lewis

1/27/2017, 4:57 AM

Evil creeps get a bad rap if you ask me.

1/13/2017, 6:47 AM

Artists are weird

1/3/2017, 1:02 PM

I like that Cathy Ennis

1/2/2017, 7:01 PM

I saved lives this past weekend.

11/1/2016, 8:48 AM

Shut up already.

8/17/2016, 10:12 PM

the day the pipeline died

5/27/2016, 6:24 AM

James Taylor is a rapskallion

3/3/2016, 3:42 PM

I can't take politics anymore, may move out of the US.

2/26/2016, 8:36 AM

ideas for stories that would make lousy songs

2/19/2016, 1:42 AM

Is there such a thing as destiny?

1/30/2016, 7:37 AM

Post a random line of lyrics that comes to your mind.

1/23/2016, 7:48 AM

Enjoy our decadent fudge brownie

1/20/2016, 11:53 AM

the obvious

12/29/2015, 8:41 PM

Why no nomination for badddest dude on IMP?

11/26/2015, 4:41 PM

too much turkey leaves me in a bad mood..

11/16/2015, 11:53 PM

I hate being a slave to my internet provider

11/8/2015, 7:05 AM

Ronda Rousey

11/2/2015, 2:26 PM

Tom Jones is taking a DNA test to determine if he is black.

10/11/2015, 11:59 PM

We have giant grasshoppers in our bathroom

10/10/2015, 6:26 AM

God's master plan was screwy.

10/3/2015, 11:31 PM

Wouldn't it be great if you had to pass an intelligence test to vote?

9/19/2015, 8:32 AM

I don't usually get violent but

9/16/2015, 9:14 PM

Goldilocks syndrome

9/11/2015, 8:56 PM

I hate being bi-polar, it's awesome.

8/25/2015, 1:29 PM

high maintenance neighbors can go to hell

8/17/2015, 9:44 PM

our new artists are mighty shy these days, aren't they?

8/2/2015, 8:42 AM

Anybody got any good recipes for buffalo wings?

7/25/2015, 7:06 PM

You know what pisses me off about indies

7/12/2015, 6:55 AM

this site is proof that indie music is dead

6/11/2015, 8:45 PM

Indies, are they relevant to anything?

5/24/2015, 7:48 AM

Should indies overthrow iTunes and throw off all the mainstream acts?