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4/29/2009, 8:31 PM
Susan Boyle has a mustache and there are 653,744 singers as good as her, at least.
It's unfair that ugly artists get an unfair advantage.
Add Comment4/30/2009, 1:09 AM
But Mr. Ed, wagons full of beer are awesome! You can come to my place whenever you like. BTW, you seen any crazy scareCROW's around that farm of yours?
4/29/2009, 8:53 PM
Yep, they sure do. Particularly ugly Human artists. I don't think folks quite appreciate how difficult it can be for those of us cursed with extraordinarily stunning good looks; to be taken seriously within the entertainment industry. We horses have a particularly difficult time of it due to the scarcity of quality parts being written for us by the human biased Hollywood screenwriters. I can't remember the last time I was offered a part with any texture, or depth, or that required any range beyond the typical "Hay, ...look at me, I'm pulling a wagon full of beer." drivel that the industry has been mindlessly churning out for years now. Which is why these days any serious performing animal; has most likely already abandoned the profit driven industry generated schlock in favor of the more creative performance oriented venues provided by the independent, and experimental "scenes".
4/29/2009, 8:35 PM
This is true. I agree, look at you and me. we are both ugly and look how far we have come