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11/27/2008, 1:11 AM
the wussiest songs of all time
Feelings Can't Smile Without You Sometimes When We Touch I Love You Just The Way You Are Total Eclipse of the Heart Separate Ways I'll think of more.
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11/29/2008, 3:27 PM
I used to change around the lyrics on all of those wussie songs....... Kinda like Wierd Al would do. Ex: It's So Nice To Be With You became: It's So Nice To Puke On You Ex: 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover became: 50 Ways To Bust A Rubber Hysterically, some of that shit actually fit without changing much at all!! D.
11/29/2008, 12:37 PM
Can't think of anything else to add; except everything I write. But if I had the wussy money they got from these wussy songs, maybe I wouldn't feel like a wussy. Whew, that sounds like Fuzzy Wuzzy. Just passing through. Later.
11/29/2008, 7:47 AM
"...howse bout Tony Orlando and Dawn?...heh heh...I must confess tho...and I don't know the exact reason why...but I kinda like 'Knock 3 Times'" Yeh,i actually have a sneaking affection for that too Larry lol..Its got a sunny charm about it that i just like
11/28/2008, 9:19 PM
"Come Sail Away" by Styx is pretty wussy if you ask me. The wussiest song of all time has to be" Lips of an Angel" by Hinder. That song makes me want to shoot myself.
11/28/2008, 9:04 PM
Larree- no I mean this turkey by The Happenings, "See You In September" I'll be alone each and every night While you're away, don't forget to write Bye-bye, so long, farewell Bye-bye, so long See you in September See you when the summer's through Here we are (bye, baby, goodbye) Saying goodbye at the station (bye, baby, goodbye) Summer vacation (bye, baby bye, baby) Is taking you away (bye, baby, goodbye) Have a good time but remember There is danger in the summer moon above Will I see you in September Or lose you to a summer love (counting the days 'til I'll be with you) (counting the hours and the minutes, too) Bye, baby, goodbye Bye, baby, goodbye Bye, baby, goodbye (bye-bye, so long, farewell) Bye, baby, goodbye (bye-bye, so long) Have a good time but remember There is danger in the summer moon above Will I see you in September Or lose you to a summer love (I'll be alone each and every night) (While you're away, don't forget to write) See you (bye-bye, so long, farewell) In September (bye-bye, so long, farewell) I'm hopin' I'll See you (bye-bye, so long, farewell) In September (bye-bye, so long, farewell) Well, maybe I'll See you (bye-bye, so long, farewell) In September (bye-bye, so long, farewell) But let's not forget about "Cherish" by the Association
11/27/2008, 9:36 PM
Not sure if these have been mentioned "Afternoon Delight" Starlight Express "Heartbeat it's a Lovebeat" Defranco Family "Don't Give up on us" David "Hutch" Soul "Ebony and Ivory" McCartney/Wonder "The Girl is Mine" McCartney/Jackson "Oh Paul, I think I told you..I'm a Lover not a Fighter"......... WUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
11/27/2008, 9:21 PM
Mrs Brown You've Got A Lovely Daughter - Herman's Hermits Mandy - Barry Manilow Diana - Paul Anka The Way We Were - Barbara Streisand (misty water color memories???) I Just Dropped In To See What Condition My Condition Was In - Kenny Rogers See You In September - ? Evergreen - Barabara Streisand (comparing love to an easy chair - ugh!) High Hopes - Frank Sinatra (I love him but hate this song!) Tonight's The Night - Rod Stewart ("spread your wings and let me come inside?? gee, how subtle!)
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11/27/2008, 8:57 PM
yeah, thanks. I wrote a pretty wussy song "drivin' to monterey." the melody came first, ba ba/ ba ba ba ba/ ba ba/ ba ba ba ba....free-associating to my ol friend barbara...who later worked with wolfgang puck, the chef...way before he got wellknown...doin' lapdances...ha ha only kiddin'...
11/27/2008, 8:54 PM
Seasons in the Sun - not that terrible. Achy Breaky - certainly cringy. I suppose that qualifies Muskrat Love by Capt. and Tenille - definitely Leo Sayer - Yes Hitchin a Ride - I only remember the chorus of that one. Puppy Love was a remake of an oldie, not sure we can count that one. I Wanna Know What Love Is has to be on the list, sheesh I hate that song. Don't diss Dolly! Kenny Rogers' The Gambler is cringy but i'm not sure if it's wussy. I can't remember Lady In Red. I've Never Been To Me. yuck, yes Angel in the Morning I can tolerate. Country songs might need their own category. :D
11/27/2008, 8:24 PM
i think we have a hands down winner nomination by S April...Islands In The Stream...makes me wanna jump off a bridge and cry mama mia on the way down...putridness f-sho!...but remember, it's like a doubled barreled shot-gun to the psyche!...cuz not only does it drip K Rogers, but I believe it oozes Dolly Parton, correct?...oh gawd!...I be sick! :DD
11/27/2008, 8:10 PM
or mebbe pat and debby boone, the beegees in their disco phase, & kenny rogers "islands in the steam."
11/27/2008, 7:56 PM
OMG...forgot about Osmonds and Manilow Steve..ha ha...BUT ...howse bout Tony Orlando and Dawn?...heh heh...I must confess tho...and I don't know the exact reason why...but I kinda like 'Knock 3 Times'...ha ha...now I'll prepare for the firing squad! ...haha...i wonder if it's that stupid cow-bell that sucks me in?.. :D
11/27/2008, 5:07 PM
I think Donny Osmonds 'Puppy Love' can out-wuss all other loves.. Yeh i'm a meeting of ice(on) mixed with pure wuss.. Little Jimmy,Donny Osmond and Barry Manilow etc will never be a cool wussy like me Larry ;)
11/27/2008, 2:03 PM
well and what about Austrian "Schlager" songs (i.e. popular music with terrible, over-saturated harmonies, just sliming down the HiFi-speakers, trumpets & violins & all the fuss) "Heerzileeeeeeein, Du musst nicht so traaurig seeein" (please don't read further, because here comes the translation: "my little hearty, ya don't need to be so saaad" (with a melody compared to which the "love boat" theme sounds like trash metal)
11/27/2008, 11:56 AM
...how can anyone forget...the most wussie of songs... by the king-pin wuss: Leo Sayer: When I Need Love.. ha ha here's some o the lame lyrics, burned into my memory banks, unfortunately.... When I need love I hold out my hand and I touch love I never knew there was so much love...(ok, get ready for the last clincher line, cuz here it comes...).... Keepin me warm night and day. (gag, gag, gag)...ha ha ha
11/27/2008, 10:32 AM
I have a song "Always (we will shine" Its wussy but I sell it :) They are not my lyrics...just my Music. I don't write wuss all that well :)
11/27/2008, 7:24 AM
I can hearJust The Way You Are a well written song f'sure-but i'm not that keen on it-Its a little too smug n self-satisfied for its own good Sometimes when We Touch and seperate ways are awful and 'Can't Smile Without You' is toe-curlingly twee (tho sometimes i like twee-but not here) This is ultra wussy admitedly-but its genuinelly pretty and i like it.. Lady In Red by Chris De Burgh is wussy and i loathe it I'm comfortable with my inner wuss-Songs like How Could I Fall In Love(with you?) and I Know A Good Thing could be considered wussy but thats ok ;)
11/27/2008, 7:15 AM
It's about time I got my due. :D Parts of that turned me on. The singer is sultry.
11/27/2008, 5:01 AM
"Feelings" certainly is #1 wussiest, but I bet it made the most money. I do like "Just the way you are." Michael Bolton sang some sappy songs but I can't remember what they were. I've completely blocked them out of my mind. I really wish he would change his look. He's milked that look to death. It's just not working for him anymore. deb
11/27/2008, 2:44 AM
Maybe so, But I wish I wrote " Just the way you are" its a great Tune.... The others are a little too sappy.