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12/10/2023, 6:53 AM

Have you been good this year? What do you want under your tree?

12/25/2022, 2:43 AM

Ho Ho Ho

12/23/2018, 1:43 AM

No one ever asks me what I want for Christmas

2/10/2018, 9:19 AM

I'm starting to think next Christmas is never going to get here!

1/5/2018, 3:03 AM

People only love me one month a year.

11/4/2017, 10:38 AM

Christmas is just around the corner..

8/24/2016, 2:10 AM

What do you want this year?

12/19/2015, 8:49 AM

My story

12/2/2015, 1:12 AM

So what do my little boys and little girls want for Christmas?

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Santa Claus

12/2/2015, 1:12 AM

So what do my little boys and little girls want for Christmas?

We're out of guitars, so pick something else. Ho Ho Ho.

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Stoneman

12/9/2015, 6:25 AM

Old man Warner, you really crack me up! Santa, I don't need anything from you but if you do stop by my house, lets have a drink and a vape together. Merry Christmas PS. I don't care if you are the real Santa. Let's party!

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Old Man Warner

12/9/2015, 6:13 AM

I want a burial plot, I'm gettin' too old for Christmas.

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Jilly

12/2/2015, 2:10 AM

Santa, every year you ask and every year I tell you that "All I want for Christmas is you" so we could go "Rockin' around the Christmas tree" in a "Winter Wonderland" with "Three Wise Men" and a "Little Donkey" while "The Herald Angels Sing" Hark!!!..... but if you're not available can I have an IMP Tee-shirt and key ring please?

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