3/7/2025, 1:02 AM

Things just ain't the same as they used to be.

1/14/2024, 8:06 AM

Big Announcement

10/31/2023, 8:33 AM

every day is a new day

4/12/2023, 12:37 AM

I must've died and went to heaven.

10/20/2019, 1:13 PM

I might change my name

9/13/2019, 8:20 AM

When things stop working

6/5/2019, 2:55 AM

Money is everything in this world.

3/12/2019, 5:48 AM

I found a cereal box in my cupboard from 1964

12/16/2018, 10:52 AM

Did anybody nominate me for a Golden Kayak this year?

11/20/2018, 11:56 AM

the secret to my youth

10/23/2018, 1:09 AM

I don't got nothin' to say either.

9/20/2018, 9:41 AM

I fell down again last night

7/10/2018, 1:50 PM

I wonder

6/5/2018, 5:18 PM

I get older every day

2/20/2018, 9:37 PM

I'm turning 100 in May

1/8/2018, 6:13 PM

I lost my glasses at the 5 and dime.

11/28/2017, 8:09 AM

Verity, what gives?

11/10/2017, 5:31 AM

I used to be young once.

11/2/2017, 7:31 PM

Did anybody miss me?

8/9/2017, 2:21 PM

Things just aren't the way they used to be.

6/24/2017, 3:23 PM

What about me?

6/8/2017, 4:57 PM

Sgt Pepper Remix debuts at #3 on Billboard 200 albums chart

4/14/2017, 6:19 PM

I just made my longest ever post and the internet ate it.

4/1/2017, 11:28 AM

Yeah I heard it.

1/30/2017, 4:35 AM

I've had the same wallet for 59 years

1/29/2017, 5:28 AM

I was out chasin' girls last night

1/27/2017, 4:43 AM

I'm too old and tired to live anymore.

1/6/2017, 1:56 AM

Does anybody know anything about Alzheimers?

12/23/2016, 5:42 AM

The other day my grocery store lady didn't remember my name

10/21/2016, 3:36 AM

I miss the good ol' days

8/18/2016, 3:12 AM

I lost my left sock.

7/16/2016, 5:56 AM

I'm getting old.

5/13/2016, 12:38 AM

I heard somebody was asking where I was.

4/30/2016, 12:26 AM

Nobody wished me a happy birthday!

4/8/2016, 2:26 PM

An open letter to the world.

4/2/2016, 2:15 AM

I don't like new-fangled stuff at all.

3/14/2016, 1:33 AM

Daylight Savings Time makes me groggy.

2/10/2016, 12:37 AM

I'm tired of social media

1/30/2016, 7:26 AM

Ever have one of those kind of days where you feel really old?

1/20/2016, 9:03 AM

I'm tired of living.

12/23/2015, 2:34 AM

My dang foot hurts

12/5/2015, 4:36 AM

Health is everything, isn't it?

11/26/2015, 2:04 AM

I'm too old for Thanksgiving

11/11/2015, 6:30 PM

Today is the first day of..

10/31/2015, 8:36 AM

Halloween is stupid

10/29/2015, 9:52 PM

I wish i knew what it was like to be beautiful

10/24/2015, 7:29 AM

The tomatoes have been good this year.

10/6/2015, 12:23 AM

Where's my remote?

9/26/2015, 1:26 PM

Life is hard

9/18/2015, 7:15 AM

Somebody knocked down my mailbox.

9/13/2015, 5:00 AM

Did I leave my coffee mug here yesterday?

11/4/2013, 1:45 AM

It's ridiculous

9/23/2009, 1:22 AM

I sure ain't what I used to be

9/5/2009, 2:54 PM

I miss the old sodie fountains.

4/21/2009, 7:08 AM

Did anybody see my lawn chair?

3/11/2009, 4:24 AM

People drive too fast.

2/25/2009, 8:21 AM

I started my own music page and recorded my very first song. Come and give a listen, young'uns.

2/21/2009, 6:22 PM

What happened to TV shows like Howdy Doody and Wyatt Earp?

2/19/2009, 6:05 PM

They don't make shoefly pie like they used to.

1/27/2009, 11:36 AM

It doesn't get said enough.

10/21/2008, 10:39 PM

The world was better 40 years ago.

9/16/2008, 11:09 PM

Pack of crazy fools