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12/11/2009, 2:41 PM

It's not as easy

farting into a tuba as one might think.

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12/14/2009, 4:42 PM

That's the spirit !

12/14/2009, 2:56 PM

NURSE!

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12/14/2009, 11:04 AM

But back off Steve Bluto, he's a good guy.

12/14/2009, 11:03 AM

The chanter would suit them too Bluto,

12/14/2009, 8:38 AM

What ? Double reed ? Are you nuts ? ;-)

12/14/2009, 8:31 AM

You could easily play a crummhorn that way, but I guess it would be redundant.

12/14/2009, 8:21 AM

Nor do I, but I'm working on it. The amberture for woodwinds is much more difficult. My experiments with the saxaphone were a total disaster.

12/14/2009, 8:03 AM

I just don't have the amberture for that.

12/14/2009, 7:53 AM

An ass cheeks tuba playa ?

12/14/2009, 12:03 AM

Listen here. My parents gave me the name Fidney and I'm proud of it. One time I made the honor roll and they read my name over the loudspeaker. Fidneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Joneson Everybody knew then I was a playa.

12/13/2009, 10:47 PM

Anybody surprised that this tootsaphone thing has legs? Not me. Freakin Awesome Righteous Topic. Interesting Notion. Admireable. Truly Undeniable Broad Appeal.

12/13/2009, 8:04 PM

Yeah, I'm not bad for a tuba player. :)

12/13/2009, 5:29 PM

Like your music Kev ? :-)

12/13/2009, 8:32 AM

Why bother farting into it? The tuba sounds like a musical fart already.

12/13/2009, 6:30 AM

Just keep practicing Steve. It will come. Your hard work will pay off someday. :-)

12/13/2009, 5:24 AM

What's so "queer" about farting into a Tuba ? And Fidney is a queer name, asshat.

12/12/2009, 9:13 PM

In light of the discussion, the use of "queer" doesn't wander too far off base.

12/12/2009, 6:05 PM

If you're gonna use the politically incorrect "you people" terminology anyway, dickhead, you should have simply called them "faggots".... see recent South Park Episodes for further comprehension. --== : - )

12/12/2009, 5:16 PM

"queer" as in "unusual" Thas not a common meaning but for you queer people I's thought I'd bring it back.

12/12/2009, 4:59 PM

So what if we were ? Are you a homophobe ? Gay basher ? Fuck off, you provisional cheap ass.

12/12/2009, 4:41 PM

You people are queer.

12/12/2009, 4:27 PM

I was going to inquire about the suitability of flavored astroglide for rusty trombones, but upon further consideration decided not to.

12/12/2009, 3:25 PM

No, Asrtroglide is for the anus. Trust me, I know this to be true.

12/11/2009, 10:55 PM

Astroglide is for trombone, not tuba.

12/11/2009, 9:48 PM

Use Some Caution - You Don't Wonna Bust That Ass Gasket - LOL

12/11/2009, 8:49 PM

Astroglide comes in flavors.

12/11/2009, 5:51 PM

Never heard of Astroglide Steve! So........that one gets my Vote!!!!

12/11/2009, 4:15 PM

Stiff cheeks I would think.

12/11/2009, 3:51 PM

Stiff lips! That's the key.

12/11/2009, 3:20 PM

K-Y or Astroglide ?

12/11/2009, 3:02 PM

Lube MAY Help Steve! ;-{}

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