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12/6/2015, 5:09 AM
The Wizard of OZ comes to you bearing wisdom
First of all, thank you for being here, I , the great and mighty wonderful wizard of OZ has finally arrived at I M P. I come in peace and wish you all prosperity and to learn how to get along, in spite of all your differences of opinion,. I know there are many wise angels and beings of great knowledge who reside here, but I really believe I can help resolve some issues I see here. I know of my great friend NostraDumbass who speaks with grace and knowledge and the LordGodAlmighty, or something like that.Also My good friend and adviser Dial Emma I notice has also arrived here at this wonderful abode I M P I have heard from afar about some rumblings of a few of you here who have complained about others piping up whatever comes to their mind and I have arrived to perhaps offer my point of view. As the great Wizard of OZ, I feel it is important to say whatever is on your mind. So if you have been offended and or peeved about those who you feel have not been fair let me know. I perhaps I can straighten out those few who are stifling you ability to express yourself without fear of reprisal or even having a condescending superior attitude. I am so glad to be here and will perhaps bring my throne and little people along as well The Wizard of OZ
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12/8/2015, 8:08 AM
...here we go Lesley can post whatever she wants as far as I'm concerned. Don't read her posts if you don't like them. I am more concerned about those who contribute than I am some potential bullshit anticipatory fuckall based entirely on conjecture and fear. Grow up, anon coward.
12/8/2015, 6:39 AM
Fake Santa Claus, you made me come back, as I was leaving in my balloon a hot air driven one, and turned the thing around and have landed back here at I M P headquarters , you are the charlatan and I am not a Santa-hatin' charlatan, I am the real Wizard of Oz and you dare to call me Santa hatin' well I never, quit interrupting me so I can return to my wonderful but beleaguered land of Oz, it is in such a terrible state. My iPhone is not working now, I will blame you, it got wet with all this rain coming into the balloon basket thing, damn, so now i can't contact Dorothy and Toto, i am so heart broken. sigh. off I go, you have caused me great grief today you fake Santa claus you ......toodles.....off the wizard goes again. but will return to chat with Lesley perhaps. now you all behave yourselves while I am gone, and to fix my iPhone too.
12/8/2015, 6:27 AM
What! well who was that bearded fellow with the Sleigh then, Donald Trump with a beard and white flowing hair, I doubt that hahaha, and, a Jet powered one too that flies at the speed of something or other. Now who would the fraud be, Well I think you ae the real fake Santa Claus, hahaha you are the evil twin, he warned me about this possibly happening. stand down you impostor and be forewarned, I will tolerate no questioning my mighty and great ability to see through you as the one who is a fakir and a slimy snake sneaking stealthily swinging sliding stunning the poor I M P people trying to convince them you are the real Santa. now i must return to my poor suffering land of OZ with all its tribulations. click those heels and remember to say.................I must be losing my mind hahaha The Great and Mighty Wizard of Oz has spoken
12/8/2015, 6:13 AM
Watch out for the man behind the curtain, this guy appears to be a fraud. He said he talked to me but he didn't. Ho Ho Ho.
12/8/2015, 6:05 AM
ahem. well now, I see the American Lesley Jane has acknowledged my blog and answered with respect and consideration. I kind Sir. I thank you for that. Now my kind feathered and chirpy bird, you are part bird apparently, you cheep cheep a lot. I could use you as my alarm clock back home in the land of OZ and perhaps have you sit beside me offering your daily wise cracks or even long winded dissertations. Anyways, to the point my winged one with that lovely furry face. wait a minute are you part cat, yes, you meow in your singing, I heard that too hahaha.You have a very nice voice. well today I talked to Santa Claus , Dial Emma and the LordGodAlmighty whatever he is, and I also have to say along came Nostradumbass today too. We had a big pow wow about you, even Bluto was there, giving his input, as you know he is the moderator around here as the number one mod he has a lot of weight, and told me some things that were somewhat discouraging in the way you are , well, acting, Now Sir we appreciate your input about freedom of speech, saying whats on your mind, all that, and just dumping whatever you feel compelled to spew out, although there are some concerns we have. Firstly Lesley, can i call you Lesley, yes, anyways dear, I am we are all for free speech, but would request that you tone down all this talk about body part things, woman stuff, like Vagina, Tits, ass, could you do that? we would be happy if you could just do that. like ass is ok of course. There are a number of those around here of course hahaha You are a very talented person Lesley, a very outgoing, boisterous and super over the top individual with your expressive explosive and amazing vocabulary. You have a wide knowledge and depth of understanding. yet We I feel sometimes you get carried away with all this posting and taunting the Mod, Mr Bluto is very concerned too , I hope you respect Bluto, and realize he could do more then warn you, right , as well Some of my lady friends here at I M P have raised concerns about your behavior, the way your carry about like a Bull in a China Shop and throw around your tits and stuff, talk like that has offended some of the I MP readers here. just sometimes. Are you with me? could you at least consider a few of these suggestions Lesley. Thank you for your hearty welcome, now I must return to see how the land of OZ is doing, apparently there is a big flood happening and a huge storm, I must hurry back to my beloved land now, talk later. good bye. click you heels now and behave yourself the Wizard of Oz
