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Son of Perfect Banana

7/16/2016, 9:15 AM

Which one of these things are true about me? What's my baggage?

1. I call out for pizza 6 times a week. 2. I once went to jail for doing #2 in the woods. 3. My dad gives all prospective ladies in my life a lie detector test with 53 questions.

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the perfect grape

7/17/2016, 11:07 PM

He has no money and isn't working, no golddigger would want your deadbeat son.

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the perfect banana

7/16/2016, 11:21 AM

I insist that my boy not get caught up in a golddigger or otherwise manipulative woman. Thanks for playing.

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LyinDan

7/16/2016, 11:13 AM

I'm gonna go with number 1. Could be #2, but you did it in the woods, where no one could see except the cop (and he was doing, uh, what out there?), and I know he wouldn't tell anybody.

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