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GRAMA BOUGHT THE FARM ©?2009 words by Mitchell Music by Jonny V suggested by Mitchell All guitars and mandolins by Jonny V Drums by Fruity Loops IV. Grama lost the farm Holstered six gun shooters on Defaulted equity loan Promptly foreclosed her home Grama’d been a square Wouldn’t cheat at Solitaire Spent her golden years shuckin’ peat Chaired the temperance league. Things got pretty bad They seized the spread she had Itchin to make her final stand She hatched her revenge Pedaled into town Wearin her weddin gown Stood before the gates of th’ offendin bank She spied a painted tank At the back end of the car She plugged two Brinks guards Made off with a bushel of notes Hidden beneath her coat Sherriff wants ta know Just where Granny’s holed Cos Monday night it’s a gonna snow Fixin ta get a drop on that old crow! Cornered in the Brush Got over on deputy Butch Capped him in the tush Eluded them by foot! Caught him sellin on th’ phone Mortgage Broker Edgar Jones Declined to atone Now he’s lyin’ prone A camouflage roadblock This time it’s a lock Riddled with lead courtesy of Swat They didn’t miss a spot… Oh Grama bought the farm Clutchin’ her sidearms Long after her last death throes Her legend’s bound to grow! Grama lost the farm Clutchin’ her sidearms Long after her last death thro-o-oes Her legend’s bound to grow!