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(Jim) Me 'n' Vince went on a fuckin shoppin trip in all the cities around the world, fuckin goin in different shops and things, 'n' buying all different kinds o' stuff, 'n' fuckin goin round...fuckin shops with fuckin god damn fuckin machine guns fuckin shootin all people goin in' shops, i wen ...oh.oh...ayup..oh.ayup..bppppsshh ha haaa!
(Vince) eh eh eeeh fuckin bomb shop, fuckin specialised bomb shop that the police don't know about, so i fuckin got two of em, put em in my pocket and went to fuckin mcdonalds...i fuckin went..come on you spotty twat...fuckin where's mi hamburger?, fuckin where's mi fuckin hamburger and fries?, fuckin, i'll put a bomb in yer fuckin jumper.
(Vince & Jim)
we went shoppin in the town with a pocket full of guns and an attitude (repeated)
(Jim) I fuckin went in the fuckin cancer shop going...oh look at these...look at these clothes they're shit, why the fuck am i gonna pay one pound for that, is it..oooh is it gonna go to charity is it?...well fuck off...cuz i'm not fuckin payin my money to go to some other fucker, some fuckin shit country like africa, i'll fuckin...spend my money in other shops
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We went shoppin in the town with a pocket full of guns and an attitude.....(repeat)
(Vince) Spending our cash from the record sales in the shops, fuckin being fuckin...extravogent! fuckin...being extravogent with our cash, we fuckin bought a bull from a spanyard 'n' then fuckin took it to a china shop...bull in a china shop...bull in a china shop..wreckin the place goin... he he i'm not gonna pay for that damage.
(Jim) i fuckin went into fuckin Jonothan fuckin James for a fuckin new pair o shoes...a fuckin fuckin fuckin fuckin new pair o shoes, so i'm tryin on this pair o shoes and this woman's getting face on, cuz i'm like, well at same time as tryin em on i was firing this rifle in the air and spittin...on all fuckin customers goin EH EH EH EEEH, i'm fuckin goin...i like this shoe (pchooo!) i like this shoe too (pchooo) i'll fuckin shoot the shop up cuz IT WAS FINE, cuz i'm fuckin Jim Otter, i'm J J J Jim Otter eh.
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Eh Eh EEEH we went, we went to the fuckin cooking shop and we bought some fuckin blenders...fuckin food procesers, and we got some, fuckin cats, we went to the fuckin cat sanctuary, n fuckin bought fuckin ten cats, n we tried all the things we bought out on the cats...fuckin blendin their faces...blendin their faces off, we fuckin give em to kids without faces..the said aaah look at the kitty without no face ...i said FUCK OFF! you fuckin like em don't you, fuckin like them fuckin cats with no fuckin faces..and i'm fuckin....blendin em up all day long...favourite hobby, favourite hobby, i found a new hobby.
(Jim) on the way home we fed the ducks in the park, cuz it were on the way home, we fed the ducks in the park eh, fuckin guess what we fed em... we fed em ..we fed em fuckin nine mm bullets that were coming out mi duck gun eeeh, i was fuckin goin... here'are duck, do'ya want this (pchooo) here'are do you want one o them (pchoo) and they were all goin ...quack quack quack quack quack, they were fuckin gettin the mardies on cuz i don't think they liked the feeling of a bullet going down their throat cuz they were mardy....i went oy! fuckin...oooooooogghhh shoot fuckin shoot all ducks..
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