Some songs will grab attention like a streaker at a game.
But pretty soon the wobbly bits will start to hang in shame.
Some songs indulge in foreplay, they tempt you and they tease
But they don’t get down to business, it’s just themselves they please.
Some songs will come on heavy, they really do your head in
Full of fat and juicy gravy but no room to dip your bread in
Some songs are filled with angels, it’s rude to turn away
But for a touch of devilment it’s Hell you’ll have to pay
Some songs touch perfection, they just stand out a mile
With a musical erection that oozes quality and style.
Some songs will pull your heart strings and take you back in time
But you’ve been there too often, like the Christmas pantomime
Some songs are plucking genius, you listen mouth agape
But after 14 minutes you’re begging for escape.
