7/7/2008, 9:58 AM

I just would like to know, what's a hottie like A-Rod doing with that scraggly old Madonna?

That poor boy is brainwashed, they say He has 12 Madonna CDs in his CD changer in his car, that is just too much, my goodness! He's such a tart young lad, hitting the baseballs and running like Adonis. Can she really give him the schtupping he needs or do her bones creak when she rides his tiger? heehee This is all the girls at the Sassy Olive can talk about, I really wish our Alex would get his nose out of her furry lovepit, it's messing with his game. We can't have one of our number one heroes falling for somebody who is so very over. Now his dalliance with the Old Material Girl is going to cost him half his millions. He could've used that to wine and dine me, at least I have a passable voice. :D Anyway that's enough for now, if you make it to Canters for the social on Friday night, the blueberry cheesecake is on me. I heard Golden Boy might even stop by. your one true Dorothy